Gear-happy

What is Gear-happy?


1.

One who is overly enthusiastic for technological advantage derived from equipment, accessories, or wardrobe, especially in one who's underlying fundamental proficiency is clearly lacking.

"Besides price, my main hesitation (in sporting a Speedo LZR Racer Swimsuit a la Multi-Gold Medalist Olympian Michael Phelps) would be looking like a gear-happy jackass on the pool deck at a meet." -- Sara Dickerman, writing for Slate on Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2008

See michael phelps, swimsuit, jackass, gear, lzr, speedo, racer


29

Random Words:

1. A fat or chubby little boy. Usually jolly in nature with big legs and wide, untied tennis shoes. Look at that little meatboy eating th..
1. bassist, and one of the vocalist for the all time coolest band ever All Time Low and one of the hottest dudes to ever walk the planet,..
1. A three wheeled cycle used by mentally challenged to pick up cans and slow down traffic. Often trademarked by orange flags, a bell, pers..