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Bed room cardboard is when you cum onto your (or someone elses) bed sheets and leave to dry resulting in hard and crispy bed sheets
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When looking at something that is not only mesmerizing but also erotic.
Watching that chick's ass as she walks by is really mesmer..
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A weiner that is flakey and shaped like a triceratops.
She dumped me because she said i had a dinosaur dink.
See weenie, crusty nipps,..