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Masturbating on the run.
"The car'll be here in 5 minutes! What are you doing in there, anyway?"
"I'm getting..
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A vagina so perfect that it is only told in fairy tales.
I had a dream about a mystery girl and her vagina was magicuntal.
See vagina,..
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a more derogatory term for mistress; bitch; f ucker = male f ucktress = female
that f ucktress took me to her boyfriends house today an..