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A Quickie involving at least one Asian.
LING : what did you and your girlfriend do last night ping?
PING: we made some instant rice
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What to say to security when they hijack your car in search of drugs
Security* - "Get the F*CK out the car so we can search it you..
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wen ur pissed out of your head
she was well twat faced after 10 bacardis
See louise..