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1. n. a wank
You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!..
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Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the..
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when you on the line with a friend and they say hold on, and your on the line for a long ass time. then you notice they forgot about you..
