Geekwater

What is Geekwater?

Another name for coffee, usually (but not necessarily) in a less-than-premium state.

We're gonna need a lot of geekwater to get those TPS reportsout on time!

See coffee, joe, cup of joe, caffiene, geek

The biproduct of sitting in a leather computer chair all day where your sweat drains to puddle on or around your butt.

<Geek> I've been sitting here all day in a puddle of geekwater writing computer code!

See sweat, geek, nerd, gamer

Upright

1. to be awake, out of bed, or standing up. dude, it's 3am. i will text you back when i am upright. See sleep, awake, upright, 3am ..

Ingrid Hamburger

1. Round people. A being that resembles the blueberry from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Ingrid Hamburgers usually attempt to be h..

Pornometer

1. Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inc..

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