What is Geelong High School?
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Geelong High School is the dumbest school in Victoria and has the highest rate of teenage pregnancy's. i would still give it a higher rating then newcomb secondary collage as it has more fights and fails than passes.
Students at Geelong High are most likely to become taxi drivers, telemarketers, drug dealers or alcoholics.
This was the first and only school to have the ILP (Individual Learning Pathways) program. This is so the students can choose their subjects to what they want to do later in life. This program has done absolutely nothing for the future of the students. This program was just thought up to make the school sound different but we all know that it was just a waste of time.
The staff like to believe that Geelong High is the best school in the state. This is far from true.
They were featured on a television program. This was because the students at their school were starting so become fatter and fatter (we all know that was pregnancy though) so they decided to make a healthier canteen menu by labeling the food with red (bad), amber (sometimes) and green (good). This was just a publicity stunt that did nothing for the school what so ever.
The school has a class called "Risky Business". This class is compulsory for the students in either year 8 or 9. They teach the students about drug and alcohol awareness. Obviously no one pays attention since 3/4 of the school are already doing both. it also teaches the dreaded "Sex Ed". Possibly giving out the message that it is okay to do while still in school.
Another class they have is "My Baby". This teaches students how babies are made and how to take care of them. This mustn't give much awareness, again, because about 1/2 of the girls at Geelong High are pregnant. The students in this class also get to take a baby simulator home. This looks like a real baby and does a lot of the things that real babies do. In 2007 they bought two new babies that do more than the older ones did. This records how well the student has taken care of it.
At Geelong High there are also regular bomb threats, vandalism and break-ins. Which results in a lot of broken windows and stolen computers.
"Are you getting fatter?"
"No..."
"Well whats that bulge sticking out of your stomach then?"
"Thats a baby."
"Oh god, not another one."
"Well I do go to Geelong High School remember?"
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"Are you getting fatter?"
"No..."
"Well whats that bulge sticking out of your stomach then?"
"Thats a baby."
"Oh god, not another one."
"Well I do go to Geelong High School remember?"
