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(n) the little crusty bit of mustard that forms at the nozzle of a squeezable mustard container
Before squeezing mustard all over my ho..
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N. The classic N-64 game with a twist: when the race starts, all participants must open a beer. You may not finish until your beer is fi..
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Piggy Eyed Medical condition. Particularly unlikely to excuse you from missing work due to a hangover.
Me: I can't come to work t..