Geftlunger

What is Geftlunger?

A turd that is so desperate to escape that it tears its way out of the alimentary canal with tremendous force.

Simon was laid up in hospital for three weeks!

Why?

That last geftlunger tore his abdominal wall!

See faeces, constipation, intestines, surgical, emergency

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