What is Gelatinous Emu?
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When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.
Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.
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A person that only eats plants if they died a natural death without human interference.
Me: That dumb ass is a ultra vegan.
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to apply oil to someones penis
Randy: oil my log?
Jamal: whip your trousers down.
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