Gelf Edit Meaning

1.

a word that can be used in place of any word that you can ever think of, usually this would be a curse or bad word. Used to create funny sentences.

"You are a flipping gelf"

" I heard you gelfed that girl last night"

"OMG i just gelfed in my pants"

"My girlfriend dumped me, what a gelf"

See funny, random, gui

2.

Genetically Engineered Life Form. Gelfs are all that remain of humanity after we render ourselves extinct in the far future, but we leave cultures of mix-matched animals on terraformed planets. Created by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor in the TV show and books of Red Dwarf.

Lister: We've got to shake it. What's over there?

Kryten: Gelf Space.

Lister: It'll never follow us in there.

Rimmer: No because Glefs are untrustworthy dangerous savages, it would be insane.

See g.e.l.f.

3.

a mythical elven creature which follows you around and is essentially a part of you

sometimes I just want to kill my gelf

I love to play with my gelf

See masturbation, beef curtains, dance, rape

4.

a girlfriend (see the example below).

Oh my gawd. His gelf is a crack whore.

See girlfriend, gf

5.

an efeminate short guy

Nathan Lane is a gelf