What is Gelgamek?
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A creature from another planet, the majority of which follow Christianity. Gelgamek women have vaginas that are 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth. Gelgamek women are also featured in the intergalactic hit TV show, "Who Wants to Marry a Gelgamek?"
Aliens from South Park
Gelgameks and giant spiders are accepted symbols of the Christian faith in the Vatican.
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To have a friendly competition with your boys, with the goal of having sex, with the ugliest, and fattest bitch at the party.
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