Gelk

What is Gelk?

The sound you make when you are punched in the throat.

"Hey, look at that bastard. You should go punch him in the throat."

*punch

"Gelk!"

See golk, throat, punch

1. The name a member of the human race such as george w bush would go by.

2. idiot

3. twat

Bobbie Hall, you are such a gelk.

Just fuck off you fucking gelk.

See twat, wanker, dickface, jihad, fuck

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