What is Gender Uncertainty Principle?
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A large mass of gay, L, and a smaller, yet more concentrated one, C, will always cancel out the straightness of any 2 heterosexuals, J and G, within 50 feet of the affected 
Based on evidence provided by the Gender Uncertainty Principle, those gay dudes over there are more gay than we are straight, as proven in this formula : LC > JG.
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One who is unusualy cautious about everthing that they do, unwilling to take big risks. The term is directly related to an actual clown ..