What is Gene Snitsky?
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The Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
It's not my fault! Any other questions?
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Wrestler who descended from the heavens to die for our sins and end crappy storylines.
And on the 7th day Snitsky spoke "It's not my fault!"
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WWE wrestler who killed a baby. Greeted to rings with a 'Baby Killer!' chant, because he is a baby killer
What's the difference between a Corvette and a bag of dead babies?
Snitsky doesn't have a Corvette in his garage.
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Gene Snitsky’s debut on Sept. 13, 2004 In what was one of the most controversial match WCW/WWE history.
Snitsky is Americas NEW hope!!!!!
It wasn't my Fault.....
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Gene Snitsky is a baby killer and punter!
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He will probably eliminate me for revealing his true identity, but Gene Snitsky is actually a mobile TMD Unit manufactored somewhere in a secret army installation in Pennsylvania. He was allowed to enter the WWE as a professional wrestler on the basis that he not reveal himself. However, his first interview gave him away, and I don't think I was the only one to notice. The monotone voice, the "Sorry JR but my sensors indicate that it was not my fault" (what he meant to say) was a sure fire giveaway. Suspicions were increased further by a recent Monday Night Raw episode where Snitsky got in the ring and proceeded to robot dance. Snitsky is very defensive about his true idenity and one should be very carefull when using the term "robot" or anything close to it.
JR - Snitsky is in the ring robot dancing!
(Snitsky stops dancing and gets very serious.)
Snitsky - Are you calling me a robot?
JR - No I'm just saying you were doing the robot.
Snitsky - What's it to you?
(Stinger missiles appear out of his back.)
JR - Uhhhh nothing?
Snitsky - Exactly.
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New RAW superstar. He caused the death of Lita's baby and he looks fucked up just like Kane.
Gene Snitsky is my hero.
