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A misleading way of saying that something is either used, refurbished or any other form of not actually being new.
Enjoy your new to yo.. 
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The act of wiping after taking a crap and turning around to the magnificent realisation that there is no crap on the toilet paper. Thus,.. 
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a place where complete twats live
ocean lives in twatotopia
See twat, living, ocean, cunt, retard..