What is General Havelock?
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This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
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A person who studies the past from the material culture left behind by humans.
A popular misconception is that they study fossils or di..
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(v.t.) to ejaculate, generally upon a surface or person. The phrase's sole grace is its rhyming nature.
In chapter 13, watch Jorda..