General Havelock

What is General Havelock?

This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.

"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"

See appleyard, cyberwar, haxored, forums, spam, troll

Swiss Alps

1. A term used to describe when a man ejaculates all over a woman's breasts. So, I pulled out and gave her the ol' Swiss Alps. ..

Neckade

1. A texas way of saying, "naked" I walked in the house and they were both neckade!! See naked, bare, barren..

Chocolate Jersey

1. Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter. "I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"..

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