What is General Havelock?
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This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
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Using a sledge to surf down hills
I'm so excited. I'm going grass surfing this weekend.
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if you must, refer to orange vinyl
don't listen to vinyl orange, please.
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