What is General Havelock?
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This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
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Platonic love *can* exist between two grown men.
Terry: Wayne. Wayne. Garth told me about the show, man. I love you man.
Wayne Campbel..