What is General Havelock?
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This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
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A phrase used to describe how well known a fact is. If someone does not know some thing obvious, they are either Chuck Norris or dead.
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Noun. The man in a womans life who fills the role of Husband even though she knows there is not a chance in Hell he will ever marry her...