What is General Havelock?
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This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
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When a female squeezes out a vaginal fart and has her period simultaneously, causing an explosion of color and joy.
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When an Asian female is getting gangbanged by 3 or more dudes.
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