What is General Havelock?
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This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
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When your kickin' it in Mexico and your boy is so far passed out that you invite the whole neighborhood over to drop a duce on his ..
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Repeatedly zapping each other with a taser.
Who wants to get tased?
Excuse me?
They just gave us tasers--let's go tazy crazy!
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