What is General Havelock?
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This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
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One of the coolest quotes ever.
"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to d..
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When a woman first gets oral and spazzes. Usually causes oozing from the vaginal area, cotton mouth, and severe body convulsions that ma..