What is General Havelock?
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This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
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A person whom Zoophilia is a fetish, kinky or taboo and that being their only interest besides the sexual pleasure gained.
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a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.
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