What is General Havelock?
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This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
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(n) a penis
Next stop for the carrot train is tuna town, bitch. I fucking love alliteration.
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