What is General Havelock?
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This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
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Random Words:
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1. to make straight. to put in line.
2. to tidy up.
Susan was straightening her room up for the guests that she was expecting tomorrow..