What is General Havelock?
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This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
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A dinkletong is what you pick up someone's sausage with.
I'll pick up your sausage with my dinkletong.
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Not a chance, buddy
You wanna go out sometime?
Umm yeah right.
See as if, nuh uh, yeah right..
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A homosexual man who is hairy. He looks "butch" but when he talks, purses fly out of his mouth.
Oh Mary! Look at that Big Gay..