General Pertraeus

What is General Pertraeus?

It has been said that he can turn water into... bottled water.

To be used as above when discussing General Pertraeus in any situation.

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Falc'd

1. Short for being falconed or getting your verbally assaulted Short for being "falconed" or being verbally abused so bad you sta..

Fecal Stokeage

1. When your stoke level is at an all time low. When a bro-bra shatttered both legs while schralpingthe gnar he was experiencing fecal sto..

Zombify-me

1. statement by oneself to oneself announcing that you are about to undertake intense self intoxication; stumbling upon a situation which ..

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