What is General Relativity?
1.
The theory states that the quality of the definition given is inversely proportional to the length of the definition.
Thus, the longer the definition, the crapper it is.
Through the theory of general relativity, we can deduce that the top definition is not worth reading.
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2.
You know, the editors of slangdefine are fucking retarded. Some shitfaced cockmaster had written an essay on general relativity, about einstein and all the crazy scientists who came up with it, and it's impact on modern physics. The guy either spent hours on it, or ripped the essay off wikipedia.
I'm sure he thought it was really funny and ironic that such a detailed look into such a complicated topic such as general relativity would appear on slangdefine. He probably thought that it made him look really fucking cool and intellectual.
That was until I tacked my tiny definition of general relativity onto the bottom of his, undoing all the paragraphs that he had written in, using about 5 lines.
It was a real comic point. But now the editors of slangdefine have deleted his essay. Probably wasn't urban enough, maybe all the editors just jive talk and use the word shamone everywhere. Well done, this page is now totally irrelevent without the missing definition. It's the problem when your definition is relative isn't it?
Yippee ki-yay slangdefine editors. You're fucking retarded. Wait, you are the slangdefine editor aren't you? Yeah, you're a shit face.
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