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fear of broccoli, carrots, lettuce, beets and all the other fucking vegetables in the world.
Idiot: OMG THE POTATO WANTS TO KILL ME!
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a good facebook status or e mail signature, like having a PhD in science but cooler
facebook status: "your name" has a PHD in..
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A literary or verbal reference to the current President of the United States
Homeless Guy: Spare some change?
Not Homeless Guy: Hey bu..