Genie

What is Genie?


1.

A genie is thought by many (probably due to films they've seen) to be a man who appears to grant three wishes if the lamp he lives in is rubbed. In fact, according to mythology, a genie is a mischievous spirit who has been imprisoned in some object or other (it needn't automatically be a lamp).

Genie-related humour.

Police find a warehouse filled with stolen property, including a lot of lanterns.

Inspector: Well, well. It's Aladdin's cave.

Constable: How very witty, sir. (thinks:don't give up your police job just yet).

See aladdin, lamp, lantern

2.

1) To achieve enlightenment through the world's first and best vaporizing pipe, the Vaporgenieā„¢.

2)A healthier, smokeless, sneakier way of getting your daily dose of THC

Hey Dre, Tryin' to get your 3 wishes granted?

We're runnin' low on the genie food, hit up T-snatch for that hooked green satch.

Yo Kurt, why you still rippin' on that brown genie dirt?

See jenny

3.

In cyberspace refers to a genially real person

You're a geniune genie, mate

See cyberspace, real, person

4.

Genie... A street trick involving the ignition of the contents of a firework.

To create a genie, one or more firework is broken open to allow the gunpowder to empty onto the pavement. when a source of ignition is introduced, a puff of smokeis created similar to that of which a Genie might disappear into. (sometimes the fingers of the person performing the stuntalso disappear into a puff of smoke).

See trick, smoke, fire, stunt, firework, explosive, bomb, gunpowder, magic, dare

5.

Used if you are close to physically hurting yourself or your are about to hit something while driving a car.

This word is typically used to take your mind off what could potentially happen.

While tripping over a curb"WHOAH GENIE"

Milimetres away from crashing car"WHOAH GENIE,FUCKIN HELL"

See clax, jobsworth, claxon, bothered, giggidy

6.

The girls of jt's dreams..

whoa ...genie is with jt!!!..

See jt

7.

the best excuse to get a girl into pantaloons and a bikini ever!

"Did you see that girl in the Genie Costume last night?!"


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