Genital Contractor

What is Genital Contractor?


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-Noun

1. A person who contracts to perform sex acts at a certain price or rate.

2. A politically correct term for a prostitute, whore, hooker, or ho.

Man to Friend

"My wife has not put out for 3 months now so while on my way home from a camping trip after not showering for 5 full days I stopped and picked up a skanky old whore. I thought she was going to pass out from the stench when I unzipped my fly but no, she gobbled my knob like a pro and I busted a ferocious nut right down her throat".

Friend to Man

"Wow that was a great story. Thanks for sharing that. By the way I believe they preferred to be called genital contractor rather than whore".

See prostitute, whore, hooker, ho, skank


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