Genital Gnomes

What is Genital Gnomes?

euphamism for Herpes, simplexes A through C

Billy said he wouldn't sleep with me this week because he was having a visit from the Genital Gnomes.

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Under The Deck

1. A phrase used to end a conversation after it has been going on for exactly 14 minutes and 32 seconds. Person A, 14:08 in: And then I wa..

Smirting

1. To go outside of a bar or restaurant where you can't smoke and hang out with other fellow smokers while you flirt with them. smoki..

Hov Positive

1. Having enough occupants in your vehicle so as to legally use an HOV lane. With my two kids in the car, I'm HOV positive! See carp..

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