Genital Platter

What is Genital Platter?


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A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.

"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"

"Unsatisfactory at best."

"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."

"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."

"Why do you say you were a bystander?"

"Well I might as well have been."


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