Genius Bar

What is Genius Bar?


1.

A very hip place inside a department store where corporate branded hipsters who sell hipster equipment (Apple Mac, iPod, iPhone etc) call themselves 'geniuses' and proclaim to bestow the holy word of advice upon young hipster wannabes attracted to the shiny glow of the hipster devices for sale around them.

Hipster #1: @hipster2 going down to genius bar today for advice on upgrading my beloved iPhone

Hipster #2: RT: @hipster1 going down to genius bar today for advice on upgrading my beloved iPhone - good luck, fellow hipster

See apple, mac, hipster, genius, bar

2.

the place in an apple store where mac geniuses will help you out with your tech problems.

The Genius Bar at the Grove Apple Store is pretty big!


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