What is Genius Shrimp Cocktail?


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What geniuses have at their genius parties.

"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"

"Yes. They taste genius."

"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"


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