Genji

What is Genji?


1.

n. (1) Alternate name for the Minamoto Clan in the medieval Japanese history

(2) The serial pedophile, sexist, rapist, seducer, kidnapper, politically scheming, incestous, insensitive, psychologically disturbed title charactor of the great Japanese Heian classic, "The Tale of Genji" who uses karma, elocution, guile, intimidation, and his unnaturally good looks to get into the pants of any woman (married or otherwise), girl, boy, and a very specific Empress.

v. (1) To in any way resemble, through actions, stories, by use of waka, or through hauntingly otherworldly looks, Genji, the title Character of "The Tale of Genji"

(2) To spend so much time in discussion about "The Tale of Genji, that you forget that there do exist non-sexually predicating protagonists

(3) to sleep with the Emperor's wife (who ironically is the doer's cousin and is a spitting image of the doer's mother), impregnate her, and place the resulting child on the throne.

"Kill the Genji!" -The Heike ( TairaClan)

"Man, Genji is such a skank!" *hits Genji hard*

"Help! I'm being genjied!" screamed the rape victim.

"Come for your mistress at dawn," remarked Genji smugly as the drunk Utsusemi wondering at what genjiing she would be subjected to before dawn would come.

Man, I genjied so much this semester . . ." *clutches head*

"Damn! I've been Genjiied! But then again, Reizei is cute..." -Kiritsubo Emperor

See genji, heike, taira, skank

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(n) A 13 year old boy that stays at home and trys to rack up as many kills as he can get in Conterstrike:CZ

(n) Manford

(n) TheKid

(v) pulling a Genji- the act of getting 3 head shot's in a row

quit acting like such a Genji

I think I'll go Genji around on the computer

See genji, cz, drewskii, computer, head shot


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