Random Words:
1.
Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.
Obliteracy can cause serious problems with mobile phones.
See pisslexia, oblit..
1.
When drying arse crack with towel after shower a smudge of poo ends up on it.
I was drying off using my mums best towels and got into t..
1.
The act of eating the dried and sloppy shit off the womans cooch and mans dick.
I hear Caitlin Spraggon has the best milwaukee mud pies..