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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef..
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(N) The stopping of all talking and/or vocal speech when someone not in the conversation enters the room or area; The silence that occur..