Gentleman's Relish

What is Gentleman's Relish?


1.

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

See cracky

2.

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.

Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?

Don't know, never tried it.

Open wide. What's your name by the way?

3.

"Gentleman's Relish" (n), syn "duck butter". A smelly, warm, wet film comprised of sweat deposits, dead skin, water, pubic hairs and similar miscellaneous detritus that collects between the male scrotum and thigh.

Jane could smell Dick's gentleman's relish a mile away.

See duck butter, dick, sack, balls

4.

The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma

"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."

See duckbutter, dickcheese, headcheese, toejam


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