Gentlemens Relish

What is Gentlemens Relish?


1.

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh

For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"

See crimble, spunk, guy goo, pussy.

2.

another of a long list of names for semen

3.

The sauce betwixt a mans testes after extended periods of physical activity. Most pungant when one does not shower or bath for a day.

Hey charlies angel, would you like some gentlemens relish with your hot dog

See relish, duck butter, smegma, jizz


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