Gentrophilia

What is Gentrophilia?

1.

Symptoms:

Watching "granny-porn".

Being nice to old people.

Helping an old lady across the street. (there's always a hidden motive)

Having sex with old people.

Special Notes:

It is still considered gentrophilia when an old person has sex with another old person.

2.

The uncontrollable desire to have sex with old people

That person's gentrophilia creeps me out.

See Greg

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