What is Geoff?
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someone who is full of the bills and has literally ALL the bitches n hoes after him. but does not like to take them from all other playa's and gangsta's. he is a respectable man.
"yo dammnn that guys a hugggge Geoff!
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"to geoff it" : to hint at a perverted version of anything.
you just geoffed it.
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Etymological studies lead to believe this was a Celtic derivation in nowadays Holland. It translates roughly as either a state of grandiose magnificence or one who is God of everything and has a heart of oak.
Man, I feel so Geoff
This guy's a real Geoff
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Another way of spelling the name "Jeff"; not to be confused with
Full Spelling: Geoffrey
Geoff Loves Kayla
Kayla Loves Geoff
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the sweetest boy in the world! geoff is cute like a teddy bear, but he's better because he talks! he has a big heart and can always make you laugh and smile. geoff loves video games, pizza, and cute animals like doggies. geoff is the best!
Wow I love Geoff!
Geoff, please stop playing games so we can eat some pizza!
I hope I find someone as good as Geoff...
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i think someone once told me a Geoff is a pirate oppossum with 6 legs that is a crew member of most serpentine space vessels. They're astrophysicists most of the time...but not usually. They have a diet of mostly girraffe eggs and rhinocerous bladders and are none too pleasant to speak with if you just happen to be a fucking dumbass...they eat those bagels heads like licorice...chocolate licorice.
Unicorns and Bagels are the shit!
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SELVAJE when drunk, Likes to sing in the mirror, dance in the moonlight, and hump unsold stuffed animals at Toys R us.
Security!, We have another indecient exposure at toys r us.. Geoff has the Simba look -a-like animal again..
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the most amazing guy in the entire world. he has my heart =]
geoff is the best =]
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