What is Geoffed?
1.
Used as a verb. To geoff onself. Refers to someone doing something prematurely
The batter in the 9th inning geoffed himself and ended up striking out
This female cop was frisking me and when she touched my leg I Geoffed myself.
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2.
To be volunteered for something you weren't planning on doing
Suzy was geoffed into fund raising for the WWF event...even though her already had more than enough to do.
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3.
The action of having your life turned into so much rat-poo poo
Oh bugger ... I might as well kill myself as I'm about to be Geoffed
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