Geoffinately

What is Geoffinately?


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More definate than definate.

A promise or oath to do something 100%, without doubt.

Only death or similar will prevent this from happening.

Not to be confused with definately.

"I will geoffinately be in the pub on Friday."

Translation: "I will be in the pub on Friday night without a doubt and the only thing that would stop me would dieing beforehand or if the pub exploded."


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