Geordi La Forge

What is Geordi La Forge?


1.

The act of lying one's penis across another human's eyes causing such person to look like Geordi La Forge from the hit television series Star Trek.

Head was passed out on the couch from drinking too much beer and Darrin slapped him the Geordi La Forge as Willie took a picture for remembrance.

2.

Geordi La Forge was a regular character in the television series Star Trek: The Next Generation, played by LeVar Burton.

He held the rank of Lieutenant Commander and was the Chief Engineer of the USS Enterprise-D and USS Enterprise-E, both under Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

Seinior staff meeting, conversation between Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Geordi La Forge:

La Forge: It's hopeless, there is nothing we can do.

Picard: Are you absolutely sure, Mr. La Forge?

La Forge: Wait a minute..! If we reconfigure ... sub processor ... conduit ... realign ... convert ... main deflector dish!

Picard: How long?

La Forge: A couple of hours.

Picard: Make it so!

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