Geordie Alarm Clock

What is Geordie Alarm Clock?

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A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.

"Howay Pet! Mind tha Geordie alarm clock. Yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!"
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