Geordie Dummy

What is Geordie Dummy?

A pastry concoction from the ubiquitous low-cost bakery chain Greggs. A cheap snack used by teenage mothers to keep their screaming offspring quiet.

Little Britney was getting on my tits with all her screaming. I had to give her a geordie dummy to shut her up.

See chav, pasty

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