What is Geordies?
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A primative sub-species of humanity found around the river tyne in the north east of England.
More easily spotted during cold weather because of a penchent to wear very little clothing in order to prove their virility to the female of the species. Females do likewise.
Full of bravado but for display purposes only. Can usually be found kicking telephone boxes to bits around their watering hole when frustraed by major disappointments.
Did you see the geordies in 1989?
Aye! Three hundred on the pitch and they still couldn't put the ball in the net.
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