George Lopez

What is George Lopez?


1.

One of the funniest(if not the funniest)mexican comedians there is.He is hilarious.He talks about things most mexicans go through in their life.Unlike other jackasses like Carlos Mencia,George Lopez is funny when he talks about Mexican life.

Hey u seen that George Lopez "why u cryin"

Hell yeah that shit's crazy.

See funny, comedian, mexican, hilarious

2.

A funny as hell Mexican-Americancomedian famous for his show 'George Lopez' which unfortunately got cancelled. He sure kicks the shit out of Carlos Mencia, because he actually IS Mexican, while Mencia is Honduran.

'I heard George Lopez got higher ratings than Mencia.'

'Well no duh, he actually is Mexican, and he's so much funnier!'

See funny, why, you, crying, show, better, than, mencia

3.

A once funny comedian, but has unfortunately transformed himself into a racist hack of La Raza.

After George Lopez's show was cancelled by ABC, he said "TV was becoming too white".

See wetback, spic, mexican, not funny

4.

To squeeze nothing out of something similar to the way George Lopez squeezes into movies

did you see Balls of Fury

yea typical George Lopez

See squeeze, george, lopez, balls of fury, movies

5.

See beaner or wetback

Why you crying?

The chocolate bunny?

-George Lopez

See beaner, mexican

6.

raging Mexican pimp who makes fun of his own kind for money.

George lopez: why you crying cabron???

sprite e-s-p-r-i-t-e

See lopez, mexican, comedian, pimp, taco, george

7.

A sex move similar to a Dirty Sanchez performed the following way:

1. Cut off your pubes.

2. Give your bitch a got milk (a cum mustache).

3. Glue said pubes using said cum to said bitch's face.

Now your bitch looks like a Mexican who is going gray.

That stripper's boyfriend has a fetish for old Mexicans, so he gives her a George Lopez every time they fuck.

See dirty sanchez, man juice, pubes, bitch, mexicans


68

Random Words:

1. Amount of time spent on the computer, usually to indicate geekiness. Because of my onlineitude, romance with a girl 500 miles away isn&..
1. The complete Opposite of "No Homo" A) When someone or yourself says something gay and you meant to say it or B) someone say..
1. Name given to Paul Wolfowitz following the release of Fahrenheit 9/11, wherein he uses saliva to shine his hair. Mike Church takes credi..