What is George Mason High School?


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Although it may be classified as one of the best and most challenging high schools in the country, it is just as soul crushing and depressing as every other institution.

Person 1: Where can I go to have the spirit of inquiry and the delight in learning evacuated from me as if by means of a laxative?

Person 2: Why, any school will do, but I suggest George Mason High School. They'll publish a statistic saying that even their neuro-laxatives are better than everyone else's!

See hell


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