What is George Orwell Banana Stalking?


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When a person, usually a man, follows a girl into an open, person-less field without her knowing, and stabs her in the ass with a banana.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl looks like she's headed into an open, person-less field. I should totally pull a george orwell banana stalking.

Guy 2: Here, take this banana I was going to enjoy with my lunch.

*LATER*

Girl: OW! THERE'S A BANANA IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?

See banana, stalk, louisiana hot pocket, i dunno


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