George Two Pints

What is George Two Pints?


1.

Someone who goes out drinking, Claiming to be a heavy drinker.

inevitably ends up drinking 2 pints and becoming 'the life and soul of the party'.

James: ''hey, I was in the pub the other night with Lei.''

Ed: 'Ah yeh, what happened?''

James: 'Well he challenged me to drinking the most'

Ed: 'Who won?'

James: 'Well me..I only had 3 pints.'

Ed: 'Ah right'

James: ' Yes. Indeed a George Two Pints'.

Ed: 'Faggot'

James: 'Yes'

Ed: 'Consider him no longer man or friend'

James: 'Deal'

Ed: 'Deal'

AND THEN...

Noel Edmonds: 'Deal Or No Deal.'

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