George's Law

What is George's Law?


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When you pull a moleshitmove and ditch your friends to buy Starbucks for some dumb bitch(es), George's Law applies: "She's not gonna suck your dick man."

{Upon returning from a trip to Starbucks with two coffees}

Mole: (Lights a smoke) I think I have about an 85% chance now. I had a 60% chance before, that's about a 25% increase.

George: She's not gonna suck your dick man.

Mole: Fuck you george.

George's Law has therefore been applied.

See moleshit, molearchy, george's law, pinner, mort


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