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A stupid ass bar in Portland Oregon that is full of douche bags and prostitutes. This one chick that frequents there has probably fucked..
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A sometimes last-minute gift wrapped tightly in a brown bag. Usually candy.
Every year he gave me a Randy-Wrapped candy bar for my bir..
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Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.
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