Geraint Jones

What is Geraint Jones?


1.

the wicket-keeper for england's cricket team

me: gee, geraint jones, you sure are a shit wicket-keeper.

him: why thank you for telling me, i didnt know that, because i always thought i was cool even though i cant catch a cricket ball. now i think i'll go and have anal sex with a dog.

me: okay then, have fun.


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