What is Geraint Jones?
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the wicket-keeper for england's cricket team
me: gee, geraint jones, you sure are a shit wicket-keeper.
him: why thank you for telling me, i didnt know that, because i always thought i was cool even though i cant catch a cricket ball. now i think i'll go and have anal sex with a dog.
me: okay then, have fun.
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Totally screwed or being in a completely fucked up situation with no hopes of improvement.
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Don't worry or don't stress
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A girl who is the stuff, cute, and always keeps herslef lookiong fly.
A girl that needs to have it all
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