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Food that tastes good but will eventually kill you.
I just had a deep fried bacon and cheese pizza sandwich, it was cholesterolicious.
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After leaving the titty bar you stop at Dennys have breakfast and end up taking home the waitress for some doggy style sex and you barf ..
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When a woman has a 2-pack it creates a canal in which you can jizz in after finishing.
Guy 1: Yep, totally just pounded my gf.
Guy 2: ..
