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pulling a jose consists of two things.
1. jerking off to the point of ejaculation and "accidentally" giving oneself a facial;..
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The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.
DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?&..
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A masturbatory position which involves a firm grip and a rubber chicken
My mom walked in me the other day while I was doing the El Poll..