What is Gerber?
1.
def 1.)
A name started by Hersey kids from mt prospect. was first used to describe the lil buddy named pete, whose face looked somewhat similair to the picture of the baby on the gerber baby food bottles.
def 2.)
has since evolved to describe anything shitty, puny, fatty, or babyish. not good.
ex. 1)
#1- Yo damn gerber! u smoked that whole blunt man?
PETE- thats nuthin man, im the fukin gerbilius montilius.
ex. 2)
- Yo man, look at that little gerber cat. its so fat and ugly!
2.
To consume all of the weed in sight. More generally, to steal.
Man, Gerber gerbered my last joint.
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3.
Any sexual activity leading into the result of "Gerber Sauce".
Girl 2: What the hell were you doing last night?
Girl 2: My man was giving me some Gerber....damn it was good.
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4.
To act like a baby or infant
To be a Gerber Baby; have traits similar to that of a baby
To appear or act younger than one's age
To have thin hair like a baby
To be chubby like a baby
To ingest food normally used as sustenance for newborns
To have invested in Gerber Insurance
"Sean, you are such a Gerber Baby!" (Sean is obviously behaving in a gerbish fashion)
"Hey, Gerbs!" (a Gerber Baby's presence is made obvious)
"Yo, Gerbmosis the third!"
(someone obviously has an unhealthy knowledge of Ancient Egyptian monarchs as well as a slow wit)
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5.
A potent strain of Cannabis, in which the intoxicating effects resemble those of a young child/infant.
"Yo man, that shit was CRAZZYYY"
"Hell yeah, you got da gerber"
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6.
A girl who is both very hot and clearly underage. Derived from the definition of
Kevan: What were you up to?
Jim: I was at the high school for my little sister's soccer game. That place was crawlin with gerbers.
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7.
1. An old man or woman that takes shits any time in underwear in public places.
2. An old fart
3. A doofus, or retarded
The gerber at El Pollo Loco shitted his pants and it made the whole place stink and people evacuated.
Jeremy can be such a gerber sometimes.
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