Gerbil Jamming

What is Gerbil Jamming?


1.

If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!

Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!


82

Random Words:

1. A piefart is a popular word used in the porn industry. It is when two people are engaging in anal activity and one person creates a crea..
1. When an animal eats another animals poop or throwup. My dog popoozled, and walked away to find more. See throwup, poop, pop..
1. It's a girls that is sweet like a peach, but very hot and sexy. She's a superheated peach! See girlfriend, woman, girl, swee..