What is Gerbil Jamming?
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If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!
Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!
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The act of eating ice-cream.
Mindy was phosipriating on the park bench.
(yes, it may sound dirty, but it is not)
See ice, cream, icy,..
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The car a gangster uses to do crime with. A backup car, that is almost always a piece of junk that can be ditched after a crime is comm..
