What is Gerbil Jamming?
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If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!
Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!
Random Words:
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a situation when you work you ass off and work does not seem to end
I need to everest shave this pile of exams
See worthless..
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shut the fuck up you annoying ass mother fuckerrrr.
Quit that noise you mother fucker.
See quit, noise, shutup, shut your mouth, shut ..
